For most of us, the closest we'll get to ever writing a dis track is updating our Facebook status in an effort to air our dirty laundry. But for a superstar R&B artist such as Rihanna, the dis track is an actual reality -- and possibly -- a necessity to move on from her public assault via Chris Brown. It would appear that revenge is a dish best served through lyrics, beats and guest vocals from rapper Trina.

Of course this is all hearsay at this point. According to a report by Star Magazine (via the Angry Ape), someone says that a good old fashion dis track is really happening and, above all, will "really stick it to him."


Rihanna has recently been back in the news, as she will reportedly be subpoenaed to testify against Brown in an upcoming trial. Also, a new crop of photos has surfaced on the Internet, depicting Rihanna and Brown in what would appear to be a fun and loving relationship, possibly in an attempt to back up Brown's recent claim that he's not a monster.

Although our advice is rarely sought when writing actual dis rhymes, we might suggest consulting the Eazy-E versus Dr. Dre feud for a classic take on the dis, or, more recently, see 50 Cent versus everyone.