A Florida man was arrested for calling 911 requesting that he be taken to meet rapper Lil Wayne. Micheal Kruse was charged with making a false emergency call, which is a misdemeanor. According to the St. John's Country Sheriff's office report, the 20-year-old dialed the emergency service and requested a police escort him to meet the rapper. Confused by the call, the operator asked "What is a little Wayne sir?" Kruse explained that Wayne was a rapper, mistakenly calling him Shawn Carter, which is Jay-Z's legal name. The operator continued to questions Kruse, "You want a police escort to take you to Miami?"
Kruse took his bizarre request to another level, stating that he was willing to be taken to Wayne by other means of transportation. "Or, do you have a helicopter?" The operator responded, "We don't just send helicopters up for rappers." Kruse then informed the operator that he was driving to Miami and wanted to know the fastest route.
The next day Kruse was questioned by police officers, and admitted to making the call. He also told the 911 operator that he was under the influence of an unidentified substance. He refused medical attention and was taken into custody.









Reader Comments(1 of 8)
imurnettieat 7-01-2009
what ever it takes baby, what ever it takes.....
trinidatetianat 7-05-2009
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horseleafat 7-05-2009
who e
would want to meet this guy? he looks very creepy....
exotcmamiat 7-05-2009
lmao apparently ur as much of a douche as he is......
bernsdorff3at 7-05-2009
LOL >>>> thats ONE way ta do it !!
sorry 'bout his luck ...
Patrickat 7-05-2009
A real mental giant.
jbjg24mat 7-05-2009
THATS A REAL INTELLIGENT THING TO DO !
Leeat 7-05-2009
What an idiot! LMAO!! People need to keep in mind that 911 calls are for REAL emergencies, not delusional whims. I hear about things like this all the time, and I have to wonder how and/or why human intelligence deteriorates with the passing of time. It seems the more advanced we get, the less common sense we have.I'm no bigfan of the cops, but, they have a Hell of a lot more things to worry about than to give some dopehead an escort someplace. Congrats on the arrest!
bunnyt63at 7-05-2009
I couldn't have said it better myself!!!!!
Tracy Hillat 7-05-2009
Well said!!! Couldn't agree with you more
JanConat 7-06-2009
Too funny! I liked the one where the elderly lady called 911 to help her open her beer! She was so funny. He needs to go to jail though, 911 needs to be open to answer real emergencies.
nirvanadownergunat 7-06-2009
I believe it is called entropy.
ddvwrghtat 7-05-2009
That's almost as bad as the lady calling 911 because her cows were loose and she needed someone to come and round them up.
Julieat 7-05-2009
THAT happens ALL the time here in our county. Not to mention wanting help finding their lost dogs, lost cats, chasing possums from their houses, etc etc etc
Mutha Fuckaat 7-05-2009
Technically that is an emergency as it creates road hazards and potential to cause a fatal accident