Lil Mama just doesn't seem to get it. "I would never get up there and try to disrespect Jay-Z or take a moment that someone else created and try to live it," she told MTV. "I'm too original for that and I respect him too much for that." She's too original for that. Why didn't Kanye think of that first? "I'm too original to have insulted anyone by snatching that mic." [MTV]

DJ Quik had some words of wisdom for the kids in an interview with Murs recently. This was the most printable part: "I'm just proud to say that I lived through all of my roguish past, my young life, when you're like college student-type age, when you just want to drink all the beer, and nail everybody and practice f----n'. I did all that, and now I'm here. Now I can go without f----n' I don't need no black p---y in my face...And I'm cool!' Well alright. [NahRight]