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1. @iamdiddy (Diddy): ATTN! @charliesheen &the goddesses have just signed on to be the opening act of the ComingHomeTour-Get ur tix here!> http://diddy.it/fcpuDr
2. @fatbellybella (Erykah Badu): Y'all don't understand me. I'm just like Charlie Sheen. I don't give a fffF-@k!! Understand me?
3. @MCDonald's (McDonalds): Despite all the rumors there r no plans 2 bring #mclobster or mcsushi 2 the US menu. We r working on a new menu item called McWinning.
4. @Pink (P!nk): "Out of Myself, Britney, and Christina -- didn't everyone think I was gonna be the troublemaker? LOOK MA!!! No CUFFS!!!"
5. @realbkbrown (Bobbi Kristina): Ps, excuse my french_Screw all of you who are going along with this rumor. That was LONGG LONGG ago, and personally I live 4 god_NOTU!