Getty Images
Over a loop from the Meters' classic 'Handclapping Song' and some smooth crooning from Ray Ray, $hort Dog attempts to educate the neighborhood sucker, cause "Every b---- ain't Maya F---in' Angelou,' while 40 Water drops in with a few mellifluous bars of his own, on this updated 'Captain Save a Hoe.'
"Old square, so square the motherf---er's a cube/ Used to date these no good hoes I knew," $hort raps. "Straight lovin' em, and I bet they liked him too/ Wearin' Tommy Hilfiger from his shirt to his shoes/ Way back, when that was like the s--- to do."
While the whole song's a gem, $hort's crown jewel is the line "He sweat the p---- like Prince sweat purple pants."
Listen to Too $hort's 'Sugar Daddy'
Watch Too $hort's 'Blow the Whistle
Follow @theboombox on Twitter | Like the BoomBox on Facebook | Sign Up for Newsletter
Watch Too $hort's 'Blow the Whistle
Follow @theboombox on Twitter | Like the BoomBox on Facebook | Sign Up for Newsletter
Taylor Swift Dominates at 2013 Billboard Music Awards
Kellie Pickler Named 'Dancing With the Stars' Champion
Beyonce Releases New Anthem, 'Grown Woman'
J. Cole Performs 'Born Sinner' on 'Late Night With Jimmy Fallon,' Reveals Competitive Spirit Against Kanye West
Carrie Underwood 'Goats' Hunter Hayes With Blown Away Tour Prank
PHOTO: Dog Guards Dead Victim's Body After Oklahoma Tornado Disaster
Tim McGraw's 'Superstar Summer Night' Special to Air May 19
Demi Looks FANTASTIC In A Bikini
Blake Shelton Will Return for Season 5 of 'The Voice'
Who Won 'DWTS'?
Toby Keith Says His Hometown of Moore, Oklahoma 'Will Perservere' After Deadly Tornado
Wolf Blitzer's Embarrassing Moment With Tornado Survivor
Tim McGraw Stops Atlanta Show to Help Ailing Fan
Man Reportedly Beheaded In Brutal Assault In London Neighborhood
Miguel and Fan Are 'Okay' After Crazy Kick at 2013 Billboard Music Awards
PHOTOS: This Is The Best Response To Abercrombie CEO Mike Jeffries We've Seen Yet
Rescuers Continue Search For Tornado Survivors
The World's Most Powerful Women
PHOTOS: Christie Brinkley Gets Back Into A Swimsuit At 59 Years Old
Mother Dies With Infant During Oklahoma Tornado
U.S. Acknowledges Four American Citizens Killed In Drone Strikes
NY Times Eviscerates Obama White House
Help For Heroes Killing
PHOTOS: Tornado Aftermath Leaves Trail Of Destruction
60 Minutes Makes All The Difference For $360 Million Jackpot
15 Incredible Cat Photobombs
White Father Allegedly Suspected Of Kidnapping Biracial Daughters
Singer Sues McDonald's, Claims Chicken Sandwich Incident Ruined Her Voice
CBS Reporter's Grave Allegations
Grossed Out Student Finds "Worm" In His McMuffin
Mila Kunis And Ashton Kutcher Put Their Romance On Display
Tara Ellison: Why I Gave A Toast At My Ex-Husband's Wedding
Tornadoes Strike Oklahoma
