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A recent Vice post contends that the Young Money queen is actually Young Hova with his voice sped up, based on irrefutable evidence and some incontestable speculation, including a video of Nicki Minaj's 'Super Bass' slowed down to half speed, which sounds a tiny bit like Jay's voice, although it's no Angelous.
For further proof (unnecessary), we've included a sped up version of Jay's 'Dirt Off Your Shoulder' below. Yup.
Come to think of it, is there any proof that Jay-Z isn't Lady Gaga, either?
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