"Lil Wayne taught me that if you're drowning in pussy, you can swim to the butt," she says at the start, quoting from Weezy's verse on Drake's "The Motto." "Here I was, drowning in pussy, not knowing I could save myself."
Marbles goes on to draw important life lessons from such artists as Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg ("Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks; if you are not a bitch to begin with, that doesn't really apply to you"), Sisqo ("having dumps in your truck is a very desirable thing"), Ace Hood ("you can give a damn, but you cannot give a fuck") and a certain big-butt-loving '90s favorite.
"Sir Mix-a-Lot taught me I can only be 36-24-36 if I'm 5'3", which I'm not, so I should keep eating," she says. "That's awesome! Taco Bell, how you doing?"
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