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5. "Tupac without a nose ring/ Thug life, one wife, a mistress, and a girlfriend," -- 2 Chainz, "No Lie" Lyrics
Rappers have compared themselves to Tupac Shakur since about 0.5 seconds after his untimely and tragic death. Only 2 Chainz, though, would find such an, um, unique way to do it. We are willing to overlook the awful slant rhyme of "nose ring" and "girlfriend" simply because the first line amuses us so much.
4. "Come from the jungle, learn how to hustle from hunger/ Keep my money in bundles, keep a gun that's humongous," -- T.I., "In the Jungle" Lyrics
This line, like much great art, strikes a balance between comedy and tragedy -- or, to paraphrase the immortal words of Spinal Tap, it hovers on the fine line between stupid and clever. Tip sounds deadly serious when talking about his hardscrabble past, and the assonance ("hustle from hunger") only adds to the desperate feeling. Yet he ends the line with the word "humongous," something that always makes us giggle like preschoolers. Also, anyone with T.I.'s record of gun arrests might want to talk a little less recklessly about his arsenal.
3. "Got cheerleaders like Mark Cuban/ How ironic, they all Cubans," -- Chamillionaire, "I Think I'm in Love" Lyrics
We at RG are great fans of the homophone. One of our most popular blog posts is a list of our favorites. While this one doesn't rise to Cam'ronian heights of greatness, it's still pretty good. Cuban (the person) is the owner of the NBA's Dallas Mavericks, of course. And despite Rap Genius being based in Brooklyn and thus just about ready to jump on the Nets bandwagon, we still give credit where credit is due.
2. "These n----s front, though/ They MC Gusto/ See, before they talk, they should know that my gun go," -- Troy Ave, "Cokeamania" Lyrics
An all too rare bit of actual wordplay here. MC Gusto is the character played by Chris Rock in the gangsta rap parody movie "CB4." In the film, Gusto steals his name and story from a jailed criminal and becomes a rap star. Troy accuses his antagonists of doing a real-life version of the same thing, and cleverly works in the movie's title -- "see, before" becomes "CB4" on a second listening.
1. "Stay swift/ Walking around with my chest out like an esse on May fifth/ Tell you you ain't shit," -- Crooked I, "Cosmic Kev Freestyle" Lyrics
We had to go with the week-appropriate line here. What better way to celebrate Cinco de Mayo than with an insult from Crooked?
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- 10. "Your eyes wide open, scopin', ropin' hold that thoroughbred/ Pussy wet like April showers, twerkin' power, thorough head."
- 9. "They say the world is finna end, so I made me a bucket list/ All I wanna do is just fuck; so this my fucking list! "
- 8. "I mean all I want for lunch, is a blunt and your girl."
- 7. "My girl is bow-legged, just do it like Bo Jackson."
- 6. "Fucked your girl last night: it only took a week."
- 5. "OK, now Nicki, Nicki, Nicki, put it in your kidney/ Got a new LS 450, ain't no keys in this do-hicky."
- 4. "Couple hoes in my stable, time to stabilize."
- 3. "Take you home complete her/ Then I skeet her and delete her."
- 2. "I'm allergic to the hater type, I'll take your wife, give her back/ Nine months after that, Similac."
- 1. "I fucked her on a pile of clothes/ She a closet freak ."
- Worst Hip-Hop Jobs
- Lil Wayne's Wikipedia "Discography" Updater
- Snoop Dogg's Tour Bus Driver
- Guy Who Cleans Up After a Rap Show
- Bodyguard for Jay-Z & Beyonce's Daughter Blue Ivy
- Tax Attorney for Lil' Kim, Big Boi, MC Hammer, Nas & Many More
- Birdman's Car Washer
- Nicki Minaj's Hair Stylist
- The Weed Carrier
- Pras
- Disappointing Album Covers
- Missy Elliott, 'Da Real World'
- Foxy Brown, 'Chyna Doll'
- 50 Cent, 'The Massacre'
- R. Kelly, 'R. Kelly'
- E-40, 'In a Major Way'
- Drake, 'Take Care'
- Tyrese, '2000 Watts'
- Chris Brown, 'Exclusive'
- Lil Wayne, 'Lights Out'
- Ciara, 'Evolution'
- Hip-Hop Quiz
- 1. Which of these jobs best describes your daily 9-to-5?
- 2. When you wake up in the morning, the first thing you throw on is:
- 3. You've just won the lottery. The first car you run out and buy is:
- 4. The person you'd want most to sit shotgun in your new ride is:
- 5. Your idea of a fun night on the town is:
- 6. Your idea of a "classic" video is:
- 7. Your drink of choice is:
- 8. In your spare time, you'd most likely be spotted:
- 9. Upon seeing your date get hit on at the club, you calmly:
- 10. You'd prefer to prove your hip-hop cred by:
- Eminem
- Jay-Z
- Nicki Minaj
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