“Drake will be on the red carpet at a major event and his publicist will direct him over to an interview:
Interviewer: ‘Hey... (someone whispers into reporter's ear ‘It’s Drake.’) Dreck!
Drake: ‘It's Drake.’
Drake: ‘No. Drake.’
Interviewer: ‘Oh, OK. Drake, so how's the singing career going?’
Drake: ‘I'm a rapper.’
Interviewer: ‘Oh, OK. I hear you're Canadian. Wow, I didn't know they had music in Canada.’
Drake: (weird look) ‘Uh, yeah…’
Interviewer: ‘Yeah, must be a big deal. Sorry I don't know any of your songs. I don't listen to
Drake: ‘I'm pretty big in the U.S.’
Interviewer: ‘Glad to know Dreck.’
Then the interviewer will whisper to the assistant loudly enough for Drake to hear: ‘If you ever let me interview a Canadian singer again, you will be fired immediately.’ And proceeds to smile at Drake as if he didn't hear him.