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“I’d arrange for Chris Brown to come to a very popular club and put him in VIP, give him free champagne and invite women to his table, but don't give him any shoutouts. Then we'll have a Chris Brown look-alike come into the club and the crowd will go crazy for him. The DJ will announce that Chris Brown is in the building. Everybody in VIP would leave the ‘real Chris Brown’ and swarm the fake one, and the club will take the bottles back. The ‘fake Chris Brown’ will be on the dance floor doing the best moves. He’ll have the crowd in an uproar while people are calling the ‘real Chris Brown’ an impostor. The DJ will announce that there's a ‘fake Chris Brown’ in the club and security will try to kick the ‘real Chris Brown’ out.”