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7. Recreating a Twitter account as Nikki Minaj (since people still misspell her name).

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How is it even possible that people still write “Nikki Minaj?” It’s like those people that insist on writing “Rhianna” or “Lauren Hill.” They do exist. We call them plagues on proper grammar. Nicki can take full advantage of their linguistic setbacks with an @NikkiMinaj Twitter handle. There she can rebuild a fan base of people who aren’t bright enough to leak her songs (they can’t even spell her name after all). She will have no troubles online ever again. What a party! It’ll be a brand new cyber world for Nicki. Whoops, we mean Nikki.