"I'm here to tell you something," explains the self-proclaimed actor and stand-up comedian. "It's not always about that hip-hop house party stuff. Sometimes you gotta get clean. You're trying to take your lady out, take your mother out, one of your homeboys got shot...You got things to do, and you can't wear shorts and flip-flops."
Besides that homeboy line falling somewhere between a collar-tugging joke and just plain atrocious, the bit is simply so bad it's sort of amazing. Also, who is wearing shorts and flip-flops on a date? Come on, Kid, keep it reasonable at least.
"Come in looking like a bum, and leave looking like me," he offers and then points off camera. "Oh yeah, excuse me, I got women over there. Don't hate!"
Sorry, Mr. Reid. In one minute, you've given us at least a day's worth of material to hate on. Good work, though.
Reader Comments(1 of 2)
ryf4165at 9-06-2009
Who the hell is that?
freakzilla420247at 9-06-2009
kid stick to vh1 baby!!!!!
kogkohat 9-06-2009
I FEEL SAD FOR HIM, BUT ON THE BRIGHT END HE IS NOT DOING ANYTHING ILLEAGAL NOR IS HE LOOKING SMOKED OUT. BUT HE DOES NEED TO GET A NEW WRITER. HIS MATERIAL WAS NOT WRITTEN BY A BROTHER....I HOPE NOT.NEITHER WAS IT WRITTEN BY SOMEONE FUNNY. GOOD LUCK TO HIM. AND LIKE THE SONG WRITER NHOJJ SAYS,"PEACE AND BLESSING" TO HIM.
HspncElvisat 9-06-2009
Lame! Has been selling suits? Very Lame!
beebmatat 9-06-2009
At least he ain't on the corner slinging soap
Shaka Townat 9-06-2009
Wow...that was SCARY.
jonancyat 9-06-2009
what makes you think that this a place to hawk your wares?
Jonat 9-06-2009
At least he's not in trouble with the law like some celebrities that have fallen off the planet these days.
corey andrewat 9-06-2009
Ok some of your comments are just plain mean but I guess that's how yall see it so who am I to contest the masses, lol. I will only say that he flubbed his lines right around the 40 second mark and it is noticeable. I can't imagine why they didn't just do another take. Looks very home made.
philat 9-06-2009
Who is this guy anyway? The black street lingo is the stuff that provides unlimited comedy material for the masses. I will at least give it to you for working. Unfortunately, with your talent obviously not in Rap and not on T.V., I will look for you near an intersection soon with one of those..."homeless and hungry" signs. Wonder if you'll be looking fly?
guillermogmanat 9-06-2009
I can't believe he can't even get work on a sitcom; there are people on TV with even less talent than him.
slapaho210at 9-06-2009
Man that's a damn shame , Kid keep your head up . Most of the people here posting are at the public library anyway , nothing wrong with making an honest living . Everybody want's there 15 minutes you had 1/2 an hour be proud of that . Keep that lean in your stride and walk with pride ....
madgoldtopat 9-06-2009
people the word is "HOCK"
Killa Kat 9-06-2009
Spook? c'mon, can't this epithet be updated at least? this isn't 1967.
smm092181at 9-06-2009
Hey at least he is making an honest living as a retailer. and he is not in the news for doing somthing bad like a lot of former rappers.
way to go boy SELL SELL SELL so you can earn that commission!! :)