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Some lackey positions aren't so bad, and if you're willing to swallow your pride and hold Diddy's umbrella for awhile, you might wind up like valet-turned-minor-celeb Fonzworth Bentley. Other jobs, however, offer less opportunity for advancement. Even at a time of sky-high unemployment, many Americans would probably think twice before applying for any of what we've deemed the 10 worst jobs in hip-hop.
Our picks range from monotonous to straight-up dangerous, and if we at The BoomBox feel for the folks who do these jobs, it's probably because we see in them a bit of ourselves. We, too, toil on the fringes of the music we love, reporting, critiquing, hyping and occasionally hating but never actually hopping onstage and realizing our rap dreams. We get as close as we can, and that's good enough. At least we don't have to tote anyone's umbrella.
- Lil Wayne's Wikipedia "Discography" Updater
- Snoop Dogg's Tour Bus Driver
- Guy Who Cleans Up After a Rap Show
- Bodyguard for Jay-Z & Beyonce's Daughter Blue Ivy
- Tax Attorney for Lil' Kim, Big Boi, MC Hammer, Nas & Many More
- Birdman's Car Washer
- Nicki Minaj's Hair Stylist
- The Weed Carrier
- Pras
- Disappointing Album Covers
- Missy Elliott, 'Da Real World'
- Foxy Brown, 'Chyna Doll'
- 50 Cent, 'The Massacre'
- R. Kelly, 'R. Kelly'
- E-40, 'In a Major Way'
- Drake, 'Take Care'
- Tyrese, '2000 Watts'
- Chris Brown, 'Exclusive'
- Lil Wayne, 'Lights Out'
- Ciara, 'Evolution'
- Hip-Hop Quiz
- 1. Which of these jobs best describes your daily 9-to-5?
- 2. When you wake up in the morning, the first thing you throw on is:
- 3. You've just won the lottery. The first car you run out and buy is:
- 4. The person you'd want most to sit shotgun in your new ride is:
- 5. Your idea of a fun night on the town is:
- 6. Your idea of a "classic" video is:
- 7. Your drink of choice is:
- 8. In your spare time, you'd most likely be spotted:
- 9. Upon seeing your date get hit on at the club, you calmly:
- 10. You'd prefer to prove your hip-hop cred by:
- Eminem
- Jay-Z
- Nicki Minaj
- Biggie's 15-Year Death Anniversary
- DJ Enuff
- Too $hort
- SWV
- Elle Varner
- Stalley
- Eric Benet
- KA, formerly of Natural Elements
- R.A. da Rugged Man
- Tito Lopez
- The Kid Daytona
- Flo Rida
- DJ Whoo Kid
- Mickey Factz
- Pharrell Williams
- Astro
- Red Cafe
- Chiddy Bang
- Kirko Bangz
- K'naan
- Mixtape Timeline
- 1973
- Mid-'80s
- 1986
- Late '80s
- Early '90s
- November 1995
- Mid-'90s
- Mid-'90s
- 1998:
- 1998
- 2002
- 2002
- 2003
- 2004
- 2004
- 2006
- 2007
- Jan. 16, 2007
- February 2009
- 2010
- 2010
- April 2010
- 2011
- October 2011
- November 2011
- January 2012



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