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1. 'The Exorcism of Roman Zolanksy' -- Starring Nicki Minaj

Bruce Yeung, National Basketball Association

Nicki Minaj was nice enough to give us a preview of this musical at the Grammys this year. As one woman with multiple personalities overcomes her demons, she evolves into one crazed man named Roman. He misplaces his medication and loses his mind completely. When an exorcism doesn’t work, he learns that the only thing that will cure him is a sting from a “Queen Bee.” The Queen Bee refuses at first, but due to back payments from a PayPal album release, she agrees to do it for a large sum. She stings Roman, he turns back into a woman on a (Pink) Friday, and the world goes back into order.