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3. 'Allow Me to Reintroduce Myself' -- Starring Jay-Z

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As a sequel to the previous musical, we learn about the life of Queen Bey’s king. Raised in the Marcy Projects of Brooklyn, N.Y., he strays from his sensei Jaz-O to start his own dynasty. A crime lord with a heart of gold, he and his band of merry men go on a heist for the biggest diamond and kill all of the witnesses -- ‘cause Free’s beard was stickin’ out. After firing every one of his men with a “dash,” he starts a new posse, which includes a fembot named Fente, a man named Yeezy and a younger man named Ol’ Prince Cole. He starts with a dynasty and ends with a nation.